Someone once mentioned that we, the MMBA, should sells t-shirts with various quotes from our forum users. A few fun quotes from one of our completely ridiculous threads, which I, of course, am heavily contributing to, have recently come under scrutiny. I’m finding that quite a few forum users are quoting each other in their signature lines. Here are a few fun quotes from the forum. Many are mine.

I think it’s funny how so many people on this forum have signature quotes from other forum users. – Di_bear, found in Blacksword’s signature

Oh. I don’t recall (I’m pulling the Reagan card). I guess I’m lacking mental clarity because I don’t smoke pot. – Di_bear

Love is like willingly putting your unit in a blender. Don’t see anything wrong there. – trout_smith, found in singletrack mind’s signature

We need to learn how to share the trails. Hikers, regardless of their genealogy or biological classification have the right of way. – CarlSturm

I remember when work interfered with my riding. I quit the job. – Di_bear, in i69whitey’s signature

A 3 page thread about peeing?!?! Seriously guys, go ride your bikes or something. Get off the friggin’ computer. – guitarslave

I’m NOT with him! – Mudshine

TP is necessary for bears. It’s not fun when it sticks to da fur. – Di_bear

ctof: What spoon are you running for the Iceman?
Di_bear: There is nothing like Oneida. Strong. Durable. Gets ice cream from Point A to Point B in a flash.
Miami: What is this, amateur hour? Oneida? Their tablespoon isn’t nearly big enough!
Di_bear: Quality over quantity. I’d rather do it over and over again rather than just get it over with.

Blacksword: Ok, so I did some snooping. Apparently, my cousin’s brother’s, twice removed uncle, who knows a guy in the Traverse City water department, whose boss does plumbing work on the Grand Traverse resort, talked to a bartender whose buddy is friends with a guy who knows this person who said, it is definite that Lance is coming to Iceman.
Cerget: LOL!!, I like it a lot!
Di_bear: Dude, don’t kid. Blacksword used a highly scientific method to determine Lance’s presence at the Iceman. I wonder what tires he’s running.