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Live Blogging the Lion’s Football Game

I decided that it is probably not a good idea to spam Facebook, so I am following the lead of the Fat Cyclist and liveblogging the rest of the game.

2:09 – Di + brother + Lion’s game = Di yelling at the TV. Yeah, that’s how you can tell if I’m actually paying attention to the game. I yell at the Red Wings, too. ;-)

2:47 – “Wow, he caught the ball. A Lion just caught a football!” – my brother

2:54 – Being a Lion’s fan means that you can appreciate the elements of a football game rather than simply the goal of a win. For example, the Packers screwing up a field goal gave me much satisfaction. >:-] @Wall

2:58 – OH, COME ON!!!!!

3:02 – My brother Tom, “People must go down there for the food. That must be it.” Me, “I think Michiganders are masochistic.”

3:08 – “Stafford separated his shoulder and asked to be put back in and threw a game-winning one-yard touchdown.” One-yard touchdown? Thank you, Fox. Silver lining, baby. – game recap

3:10 – Can they make it two yards for a touchdown???

3:12 – Correction: one yard, and apparently, no.

3:13 – “Too bad some of those cameramen weren’t playing for the Lions. They could’ve caught it.” – my brother

3:16 – I pee and the Lion’s do something…don’t know…the refs are being assholes. I’m blind, I’m deaf, I wanna be a ref.

3:26 – “OH MY GOD! YES!” – me after the Lion’s get a first down.

3:36 – The Lion didn’t even look like he was trying to stop the Packer.

3:37 – I don’t normally blame the quarterback. I liked Charlie Batch *insert eye roll here*. Stafford, though, wow. Sucks. If you’re going to run with the ball, run TOWARD the goal.

3:40 – There comes a point in ever game when you just start laughing.

3:54 – I am pretty sure that many of you will be surprised by today’s football came results.

3:59 – “It’s a group that seems to be playing its best football.” – Troy Aikman to a Packer after the Packers beat the Lions.


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